This Week's Bets

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@Tyler-McHugh-1

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TROLL:

New Year. Same Shit. Bets based on average League Thursday performance from 2025.

Rank	Player	Avg Damage (2025)	Avg KDA (2025)	Weeks Played
1	Austin	48,071	4.07	5
2	Calcog	42,420	2.05	3
3	Choop	28,734	3.47	16
4	Dong	27,471	2.78	19
5	David 2.0	27,807	1.50	5
6	Lash	26,335	2.92	18
7	Huey	23,713	2.14	8
8	Farva	20,908	3.46	19
9	Pootsie	20,156	2.96	10
10	JJ	19,042	4.25	7
11	David 1.0	18,948	2.48	14
12	Risi	18,530	5.00	2
13	Kramrod	17,320	2.21	18
14	Tweak	13,860	5.31	3
15	Braniff	11,806	3.57	9
16	Duke	21,515	2.51	1
17	Kittenmittens	N/A	N/A	0

Over/Under - Choop 28.7K average damage

Over Under

Over/Under - Farva 3.46 average KDA

Over Under

Dong vs 1.0 - Higher average KDA this week

Dong 1.0

Kramrod UNDER 17,300 damage & NOT lowest KDA this week

Yes No

Who will stray the furthest from their 2025 average (damage or KDA)?

Dong Choop Farva 1.0 Lash Kramrod

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This Week's Bets

Send your $5 wager and $1 tax to the Bank of Dong: @Tyler-McHugh-1

For the Canadians, send your Loonies and Toonies to the Bank of Dong's paypal account: paypal.me/bankofdong

TROLL:

New Year. Same Shit. Bets based on average League Thursday performance from 2025.

Send your $5 wager and $1 tax to the Bank of Dong:
@Tyler-McHugh-1

For the Canadians, send your Loonies and Toonies to the Bank of Dong's paypal account:
paypal.me/bankofdong